Where my willpower has gone to...

Geezus man... it's only 3:27 and I'm DYING to get out of the office!! I'm trying to wean off Facebook and not be a complete addict. ugghh.. I (temporarily) disabled my account the other day.. I was just tired of looking at it and being on it nonstop.. Yeah, its Thursday and I'm already back on being a stalker. FAIL.

Although, I can state that it is great for work purposes. The wedding I'm doing, the lady was all " are you on FB?" I replied.. " well, I just recently deleted it". I got a small pause and I'm 100% positive she might have given me a " WTF" look through the phone. *sigh* Anywho.. she wanted to see my "pics" of my work, and then I could see what her wedding party looked like.. and bla bla bla. I'm obviously making excuses to justify my addiction of looking at peoples pictures, and judging them through the web.

And you know its only used to look at peoples ex's and flings and " am i cuter than them" situations. " She's on FB.. go look, I'll hold". Can't tell you how many times, I've gotten one of those phone calls ...(or made the phone call).

But none the less.. public display of personal lives never ceases to amaze or intrigue. It's the first thing you do in the morning ( before coffee), and the last thing you do at night( before gossiping with your sig other in bed about what you just read). I give it about 2 more years before people are worn out and FB become the long forgotten Tom. ( remember he was on myspace).

Crap TV

I can't wait for the new fall lineup to start. I'm starting to go crazy watching crap TV. I watched Kourtney and Khloe take Miami last night for like 2 hours. Sometimes I want to b*tch slap a facial expression on Kourtney's face. And someone please introduce Khloe to a good face wash. Geesh. But I do love my Kardashian's.

I then switched it over to The Real Housewives of NJ. I love a good train wreck and a filthy mother. Can we just talk about how WHORE-ibble Danielle is. Then of course, I got hooked into HGTV. I need to make a drinking game out of that show. The women use the words " love", or " pretty" or "adore" way too much to NOT make a drinking game.

Other than that, I had nothing to watch. If you can find me some sort of show that is not too realistically phony, than I'll watch it. I mean.. The Hills are over, so what's a girl to do? I know what you're thinking.. Pick up a book!. I wish I read more than I do. I just can't focus on the books. I need to see an actor or an actress in my head to make it feel more realistic.

Did I mention I ate buffalo wings and cheese fries with a beer last night. Don't' judge.

Makeup make me happy!

I just landed my second wedding gig! Super excited! I am sharing however with a fellow makeup artist. I don't think I can do 7 people in less than 2 hours. whewww. Looking forward to it!! Aug 14th is booked! :)

Intervention for Dogs

I LOVE the show Intervention. I have to admit, watching it, sometimes makes me feel better about myself. But seriously, who doesn't love a train wreck? And of course we want them to get better... we need to see what they look like normal. Am I really that bad of a person for watching this and thinking... "O.M.G. Seriously! WHAT A HAWT MESS!!". Of course I call my friends during and say.. " wow.. she is a ru-tard" and we giggle. It's what most judgers do I think.

But here of late, I have been banned from watching it at my significant others house. Instead we watch Cesar Milan Dog Whisperer. I too love this show. But after a discussion on why I could not watch Intervention, I started watching Dog Whisperer, and realized.. IT'S THE SAME SHOW!

If you look at it, it really is.. The dog has a problem. The "parents" need help to fix it, so they call the pro Cesar. In Intervention, they call, Candy Finnigan, or whats his name for the help. Granted the dog is usually addicted to skate boards, or just being a horrible dog, but it still needs help.

Soo, Cesar steps in, talks to the "parents". This would be the " Pre-Intervention", and then brings the dog in, and is like.. " you need rehabilitation". Let's just state here that the dog AND the person of Intervention both attend " REHAB", thus creating the " happy ending" of healthy human and dog.

So really.. I'm just watching an intervention for dogs. ( but the dogs are always cuter). Soo..I think the ban has been lifted by my rebuttal. : )